What am I missing

What is a man? A miserable little pile of semen.

Or just an elderly sugar daddy

I knew that Chinese baby-eating robot was a mistake

Just like Lucifer.

Wait do you actually have to make a contribution to receive communion? If so that’s ridiculous

Ken M vibes

Is this real dialogue

The British-Canadian Hipster found of Vice became the leader of an anti-immigrant white nationalist group in the United States? Weird character arc. Anyone have any insight?

It effects your posture, gait, and weight distribution which all effect the pressure and strain on your spine

It just makes a lot of shoes and socks uncomfortable and it’s bad for your back

Not explicitly. The book of Enoch (non-canon) claims it was Azazel, other sources claim Samael or even Lilith. Now if you want to take a completely secular view it’s important to note that Satan as we think of him now is a Christian concept and doesn’t exist in the Torah or in classical Judaism, but was simply a term meaning “accuser” or “tempter” that wasn’t a person or individual but more of a general concept of sin or temptation that prevented someone from doing the will of god

He’s making the same face I do when I wake up

Claussen makes really good pickles

Wow I really thought this was going to be an onion article

You just don’t turn down an execution for any reason in Texas. We just love execution too damn much, too much damn fun. Falsified evidence? Doesn’t matter, calendar says EXECUTION so somebody’s getting crispy

He owed money to Jabba the Hutt, apparently

Tastes

Great art makes you think

Damn beat me to it