Ohhhh. Thanks

I didn’t get it yet.

Nah. Just a dude trying to make the train.

I picked up another dude who was brimming with hope for a job interview he was walking three miles to in the 100 degree heat.

I hope it worked out.

Once I picked up a hitchhiker and gave him some weed.

Most people are terrible

Here come the slave and alien comments

For reasons

“great”?

“us”?

US-backed

Your shrimp Alfredo sucks! Maybe

Holy cow I almost puked.

No. Proceed

I hope this takes off like a moth.

America sucks!

No, it stands for what I said!

The “P” stands for “Parked in the Middle of Our Street.”

This phone is as smart as apple pie.

Ummm.

Cool. Like Ed Kemper.