You merely adopted the bathroom! I was born in it, moulded by it!

I, too, want to know what that strap is called… For a friend

I thought I read that grapefruit can also cause problems with certain ones

It says if you can read the sign, you’re in range. It’s an anomaly, after all.

That’s rash city, Jake, rash city!

Good luck getting consistent cuts while you’re freehanding. The idea is to make the nice flat cat scratching pad, and also being able to make the tool with the tool printer you have at home

I guess Reading is not his strong suit

For some reason the first time I read it, I thought it was an “L” so now I always call them “Apple mages”

I learned recently that there’s a word for this, which is “thought-terminating cliche”

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thought-terminating_cliché

Thank you! I was always morally opposed to ads. Glad to have another great reason to shun them

Exactly. I hate when things say FREE!* (*With Ads), because you ARE paying for it. With your PRECIOUS TIME

I might try that, but I’m also pretty certain that I read somewhere in the documentation that it was a deliberate limitation for whatever dumb reason

I have a pair of Bluetooth headphones with a USB C port, that won’t charge unless the other end of the cable is USB A. So no USB C to C cables. Every time I have to charge them I want to report AKG to like, the EU parliament, or something

Because it’s dachshund adoption day at the pound?

Can we call such police “Starmtroopers”?

Absolutely hoisted

Snow crash?

Swing states are often referred to as “purple” because they don’t consistently vote for just “red” or “blue”

He’s following you, about 30 feet back…

Is it so surprising that someone might feel that way?