About to die, reflexively hits quicksave:

“Fuck!”

Reminds me of maybe the best song, Fastest Car

Great song

… Ouch

Must be wunderbar

Turd bird

Gas is a distinct state of matter. Or rather, a stinky state of matter

Man this is good

I started reading it because I saw it in The Last Of Us S2. Pretty good so far

I always felt this should be the rubric for how long to have your turn signal on, too. Then it scales with speed!

Sweet dreams are made of deez

Into Thin Air. I think they made a movie, but I read the book.

Aeiou aeiou aeiou

1. Free
2. Open
3. Source
4. Software

Pi r not square. Pi r round. Cornbread r square

There’s one feature Boost has that I really miss when I try to switch, which is that it will save your position in the comments of a post. So like if you scroll down halfway and then leave the comments and come back, you are still in the same spot. Every other client I’ve tried doesn’t have that feature and it’s kinda a deal breaker for me

You merely adopted the bathroom! I was born in it, moulded by it!

I, too, want to know what that strap is called… For a friend

I thought I read that grapefruit can also cause problems with certain ones

It says if you can read the sign, you’re in range. It’s an anomaly, after all.