He, she, it, I, we, you, they.

A half of a sandwich with a few bites taken out of it.

You seem to be treating everyone, including yourself, with respect. I can’t think of anything that is kinder. This sounds like a hard thing not the wrong thing to do.

You are a very kind and sensitive person.

Do you think that there’s sleeping quarters in the tip?

In Pennsylvania it’s called the Hershey squirts.

I thought that was his leg and that he was pulling his head out of his ass to look around.

I’ve heard stories about poor people eating their shoes. You should try it for dinner. You never know it might be delicious.

Eggs are going to stick to that.

Every girl’s crazy about a sharp dressed man= every girl’s crazy about his shotgun hair.

Yes, there is such a thing as a vaginal prolapse but… That thing is really hooked in there! And no I am not Dwight.

If I pick up something that is too heavy my uterus will fall out.

Teriyucky flavored!