I love Bernie, but all his bills are so pie in the sky, they never have any chance of passing. He’s the great hope, that’s always dashed on the rocks. Unless we king him…

Hot garbage site does hot garbage stuff. Reddit makes it too easy to take dumps on itself.

I’m really surprised this many republicunts we’re able to work this closely together for so long without eating each other sooner.

Looks like a highschool party.

Color me surprised that the facist sympathizes with other fascists committing a genocide.

I hope they like watching me masturbate to porn on my couch.

*1000%

Y2K finally happened.

I grab one or two of my cats and get to cuddling. I play ARK survival evolved, too. I love that game. I also go thrifting, found a VCR and a Nintendo 64 controller today. I’m watching Forrest Gump on the VCR it right now.

Used to. I realized that the worst that happens is that you pissed off some dickhead who writes bad words to you. You don’t get hurt or die or anything. It’s just some words.

Women, “I miscarried last week, my husband and I have been trying for years and we really thought this was it.”

Men, “You think that’s bad? Have you been to the DMV?”.

Well yeah, the dummies don’t actually want to have a conversation, they just want to take a dump on the thing they think they don’t like. No need to verify when you got your poopy butthole ready.

We did it, Lemmee!

Source?

Slavery

All 7 Mighty Morphin Power Rangers figures, the Dino Megazord, Dragonzord, and Titanus. Got a black Dino Megazord too.

I wouldn’t call their brand of Christianity, Christian. They’re idolators, they worship Trump, money, and guns. The praying to God is just a smokescreen.

Can wait till they secede from the union so we don’t have to pay for this shit. Lazy broke none state tax paying bastards need to pull themselves up by their own bootstraps.

The Amish pay their taxes.

Can’t wait to see Red States reject the aid for their hungriest constituents.