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Squeak :3

The texture of the balloons made me think I was looking at meat for a moment

Oh man, why couldn’t my bolzmann brain construct a better reality?

Darken the image and add some candles, and this would be like one of those pre-rendered backgrounds from the early Resident Evil games.

Something like this…

This is just a beach hut on the South coast of the UK - probably somewhere near Bournemouth. They’re pretty common - usually hired out for a day or so, to let you chill out by the sea with some shelter. I imagine buying one of these and renting it out is pretty lucrative.

No way, please tell me that subreddit is satire 😱

Thanks, just laughed out loud at work reading this