Dick jokes are one the primary joys of woodworking.

And handling notifications is all smart watches seem to be good for!

I believe it was SAP Concur that my last employer used for filing expenses. Every few months it popped up a notification asking me whether or not I “loved it.” I always answered “no,” because fucking why would I? Then it wanted to know why not. I think that’s inappropriate behavior in a professional setting, and I told it so. Regardless, it kept asking the same thing, so I asked if it wanted me to speak to HR.

Nothing ever came of it.

TLDR got sexually harassed by a corpo app.

Duck season!

It rings in my head every time I meet a Trumper.

And you need to tell me what power this civilian is going to weild before I feel the slightest concern about your fearmongering.

Oh yeah? Name his position in the Democratic party.

You may find this unbelievable, but he is allowed to vote for and endorse whoever he likes, and neither the center, nor the left can stop him.

You don’t get to choose who boards the ship with you. It doesn’t mean the ship is sinking, and it doesn’t make him captain.

He’s not our friend.

We did not get into the boat with him. He got in the boat with us.

I would be so happy if the next thing that dies from Trump’s touch is Putin.

Maybe gatekeeping is a poor method to encourage beginners in your hobby? Perhaps it might be better to encourage them simply to avoid the worst quality cheapos. It’s nearly always better to learn on equipment that isn’t garbage. It cuts down on waste, and at least you can sell it if the hobby doesn’t work out.

Russia should get realistic and just wave the white flag already. But Ukraine is not without mercy. They understand if there is no more white cloth in Russia. White cloths stained brown, yellow, and red are still acceptable for surrender.

Russia shouldn’t have started shit then.

Realization, rejection, change, a swift kick to the nuts, growth.

Keep repeating it and see what happens.

Yeah, cause y’all have been doing just a bang up job calling her moves ahead of time, huh.

Let’s ban corporations from owning residential property. It makes zero sense.

Get back up.

Hmmm, no. There are too many resources there.

Within 500m of children.

It was 1984. Surprise!