Invest in Hawaiian. Maybe Trump can add a few more islands out there so we can compete and export.

It’s almost like maybe we could try a new political system. Whiplash was not intended but is now obviously the best case scenario.

Newspaper and politicians are never going to challenge capitalism.

I’m really excited to save five dollars a year on eggs and lose $5400 a year on everything else. Omelletes have never tasted so sweet.

Every time the power goes out…!

Call the police and fbi immediately

Doesn’t he already smoke weed. Openly? On YouTube videos? The exceptions made for him are truly staggering.

Biden can just have anyone executed who is out of line. Not sure why everyone is acting so afraid.

Couldn’t you just find a journalist who agrees to give you a tough interview? I guess that doesn’t grab headlines like AI does

As long as it wasn’t in a row

“Baseless? So they could be true and there is just no evidence at all?”

Why do we need laws against standing next to golf courses with guns? It’s already illegal to shoot the president.

Those exist. Maybe not owned by a certain task force.

Yield and volume are also very important factors.

They’d say “you have microwaves and cars. Just keep laboring. Things are great for you”

Lol jk

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Because a) statute of limitations and b) lawyers cost money. No, I think you are right, the simpler explanation makes more sense.

I’d assume the boxer from Algeria.

It’s only fair if Biden gets shot in the ear too - Both Siders

It takes seventy trigger happy good guys to kill… Somebody.