Back in the 90s and aughts you could get pizza or Chinese delivered. Usually only at the cost of throwing a few singles for the driver. While it was probably exploitative of the drivers, it did not take 30% of the value of the meal and send it to a rich moron in Silicon Valley. It was not seen as super luxurious to get pizza delivered on a Friday night.

2019: you could buy a house if you never went to Starbucks!

2025: no one cares how much money you save working from home, get back to work, get back to the kitchen, deal with the tarrifs!

The fence? He is friends with the thief and the reader.

Her popularity could conceivably tank.

It’s like a start up. Show up early and buy in on low stocks, work your ass off, retire at 40. I’d assume it’s something like that. Pick the best place to build your house, claim all the resources.

Or maybe he just wanted solitude.

Yeah but my daughter lost a volleyball game so fuck you

People on the internet: well he was never indicted and convicted so we should let it all go

Me: so what was all that money for? Braces?

Invest in Hawaiian. Maybe Trump can add a few more islands out there so we can compete and export.

It’s almost like maybe we could try a new political system. Whiplash was not intended but is now obviously the best case scenario.

Newspaper and politicians are never going to challenge capitalism.

I’m really excited to save five dollars a year on eggs and lose $5400 a year on everything else. Omelletes have never tasted so sweet.

Every time the power goes out…!

Call the police and fbi immediately

Doesn’t he already smoke weed. Openly? On YouTube videos? The exceptions made for him are truly staggering.

Biden can just have anyone executed who is out of line. Not sure why everyone is acting so afraid.

Couldn’t you just find a journalist who agrees to give you a tough interview? I guess that doesn’t grab headlines like AI does

As long as it wasn’t in a row

“Baseless? So they could be true and there is just no evidence at all?”

Why do we need laws against standing next to golf courses with guns? It’s already illegal to shoot the president.

Those exist. Maybe not owned by a certain task force.