I always liked “Hindsight is 50/50”

Kreator – Violent Revolution

They say all the best things in life are free

So 🗡️give💣 all your beer and your rum to me

Nobody tosses a dwarf, you piece of shit

Riders in the sky by Dezperadoz

Painkiller by Death

No remorse by Cannibal Corpse

Avenged sevenvold

The bottom text is a portmanteau of Cheburashka (you can look it up) and Terminator. Not sure about the other line

It’s a tracking dot

Not a native speaker, so you’re probably right. I checked to see that the word exists before posting, but oh well. Bad spelling part still stands tho

The poor translator app couldn’t into bad spelling. It’s “retranslator”.

Painkiller, which is piña colada for grown-ups

Whiskey Sour, skip the egg

Classic Daiquiri (not the slush one)

Same

Defying them once again, it’s actually Kevin

This is for mounting the tyre only; this method burns whatever’s inside the tyre so it actually creates negative tyre pressure, therefore, you gotta inflate it afterwards

Well, there’s your problem. It’s a podcast about engineering disasters. With slides.

It’ll just write a new Shakespeare play

FYFY FTFY FTFY