A former president just barely got over 50% in the first-in-the-nation Iowa Caucuses and we’re describing his victory as “dominant” and a sign of strength instead of a historically weak showing from someone who’s already had the job. The media continues to not know how to talk about him.

Imagine naming a feature “Full Self-Driving,” and yet you can’t take your attention away from the road and must be ready to take over at a moment’s notice.

I think I will never understand why people put “Nobody:” onto memes.