sesquipedalian.

Basically defines itself

No.

The answer is no.

I hate this fuckin world

Because they’re dead, sure. But assassination is specific.

Well.

That’s, uh… something.

A TV on a ceiling mount

Lol. The union wanted our coal for their factories. Don’t kid yourself.

I love that you unironically offered a solution.

It was a fully effective attempt to stop the kidnapping.

This is not a thing.

We like pepperoni rolls and sausage biscuits.

Not. This.

The insect apocalypse is real.

Every gas station used to carry bug-b-gone to get the guts off your windshield and headlights.

We’re something like 75% down seasonally and 80% down midsummer since 2000.

I’m pro-choice, but saying a fetus doesn’t have human DNA is fucking retarded.

That’s what happens when you’re presented with a candidate who is “not as bad as the other side’s pick.”

Democrats keep fucking themselves.

West Virginia checking in

Good God!

You’ve completely changed my mind!

I’m putting my kids on puberty blockers right now!

Nice edit.

You told me to huff paint

Doctors do shit for money.

They’ll recommend whatever the parent asks for.

I want universal healthcare and even UBI, but this shit is just child abuse.

Edit to add: if you want to cut your dick off and call yourself a girl as an adult, I don’t care. If you convince your kids doctor to chemically castrate them, you should go to jail.

Doctors used to recommend all kinds of stupid shit. Lobotomies, literally transfusing COWS MILK into people because it’s white and will obviously make white blood cells.

They’re wrong about this, too.

At this point, we need someone to seize the reins long enough to save us. And then put them down.

There are exactly zero federal prisoners incarcerated for marijuana possession.

Sell it yourself then.