Triple net must really be suffering thanks to work from home

The opening lines of that song were from The Dark Crystal.

This is fine. Global warming definitely isn’t real. This is just another once in a lifetime forest fire that keeps happening every year for some reason.

I had a DeLorean for a few years. The amount of attention it got made me never want to drive it. The constant Back to the Future jokes will drive you insane

Redhat 5.1. I had no idea what I was doing.

You do both tests, but the breathalyzer they use at the scene isn’t accurate enough, so if you fail either test, they take you to the station to use their fancy breathalyzer.

Time to bring back AltaVista.

This seems similar to Hunter Thompson’s schedule except with way less cocaine

My reaction after finishing the new Monkey Island.

Ford still uses SAE bolts/screws for door panels, but not always.I only keep metric sockets and wrenches in my box, but have to keep a 1/4" socket just for the random Ford I have to work on.

Purely a space issue for me these days, but the more I use my Kindle, the more I like it. Being able to just highlight a word and get the definition has been a real game changer. Although, it’s only because of e-ink displays that I even considered it in the first place. Definitely would not be reading books on a regular tablet/display.

I love buying used books that someone has written in the margins. It’s about the only reason I’ll buy a physical book these days.

Me trying to explain the meaning of life. I really thought I figured it out. Sobered up, and for the life of me couldn’t tell you what I was thinking.

I understand the motivation for this, but it’s a terrible plan when the other option is Trump. After this election, when Trump will prove too senile to run again, maybe we can revolt against our lackluster vanilla options.

It’s called a calimocho/kalimotxo, and it’s a great way to drink a bottle of cheap wine.

I work on Teslas for a living, and even if Elon was a good guy I would never buy one. They’re garbage cars with good software.