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  • LolaCat@sh.itjust.worksOPtotumblr@lemmy.worldAcidic Sweat
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    ublock-origin

    Anonymous asked:
    what the fuck do you mean your keyboard doesnt have letters

    ublock-origin answered:

    (Picture of a keyboard with most of the letters eroded away) We have no letters Kathleen!


    ublock-origin

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    zadumavi 6 minutos
    h. how long have you had this keyboard.

    yuri-execution 7 minutos
    did you accidentally bathe it in acid or something??

    1. some 8ish years now i reckon
    2. i have naturally acidic sweat. it’s a family thing

    ublock-origin

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    #if ur fr abt the acidic sweat talk to a doctor if u havent already 💀
    #like. genuinly
    #acidosis kills

    we have already. They don’t know exactly what is up with it, other than the sweat being slightly more acidic than normal and the acidic mantle being thicker and Way more acidic than normal, but it doesn’t seem to have anything to do with acidosis. As far as we have tested, our family has had this since at least my great grandpa, and the guy lived to be 93 years old.


    ashestoashesjc

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    #this makes it so its impossible for us to use metal frame glasses
    #since they break down in less than a year usually


    captain-price-unofficially

    What the fuck.


    naggingatlas

    op is a xenomorph descendant from that one time ripley fucked the queen


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    evilwizard

    the gimmick blogs are like tumblr’s rogue gallery. yes we’ve got some heroes, yes we’ve got some villains, but more importantly if you look over here you will see some freak who devotes all their time to counting the number of “t’s” in a post


    t-counter

    T Count: 15

    Letter Count: 198

    Your T Percentage: 7.58%

    Average T Percentage: 6.95%

    You used the letter T 1.09 times as much as average!


    evilwizard

    YOU EXIST???


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