i dont think its the onions fault, parody just got more difficult when real life is already ridiculous

blockchain where we buy hashes linking to the image library of babel.

ah i didnt see this, could i get a link?

jesus has two fursonas, Aslan and the Easter Bunny.

it wont use on its own citizens yet

That makes sense, people shouldn’t do that then i guess.

if you have a generator and your house has no electricity, you can power your house by plugging a generator into an outlet.

I am not an electrician and dont know how this would safely be done, i assume your house would need to be disconnected from the grid or something.

oh yeah? im succeeding and making my own church and we’re going to answer every headline that ends with a question mark with a yes, meet online, and our congregation can do drugs and divorce eachother.

https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/aaaah

fuck ben shapino but also this is relevant

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sassafras

its twilight fanfiction

yeahhh i was mostly coping through humor.

the solution here is simple. we just stop recycling altogether. 5 times 0 is 0.

barry Allen the flash aswell i think.

mushrooms!

https://phys.org/news/2010-04-lightning-mushrooms.html

they arent plants tho.