Two jobs eh? How convenient for two tools…

What kind of freak owns all those tools… I’m afraid to ask what you would even do with those. Why would you want to be able hide a saw in your pocket???

No, i use my rotary cutter for my bagels… I don’t think you’re round enough for a saw just yet… are you hungry?

They themmy on lemmy? Sorry haha, i still don’t condone smoking, but if you’re worried about smell, you can smoke out of a window, works better in the car while driving (don’t ever do this ever if you get lightheaded easily, i’ve had a friend pass out once doing this and had to grab the wheel.)

Also alternatively to mask it, a good smell to go for are either really overpowering smells, like zesty or fruity flavours, but for better masking, cologne does the trick, i always carry a small bottle in my car.

Cheers! 😶‍🌫️

What, you want to be next? I don’t think you can fit in a jar…

Who wants to rule it fuzzy style.

2,000 active users daily and the flag is not done… you will tell me why. 🫵🐱

Look, there’s only 2 WAYS to fund my alcoholism… and i want to choose the one where i outlive my competitors. 😼🍷

Yeah, why else would i eat them, a true apex starts at the top of the food chain… those bugs are next up in the jar…

Okay that’s completely different because now i’m the victim, not fair. 🐱

Did you really just ask me that while we’re in wonderland…

wig made of feathers and a line of coke at the thrift store. Make. It. Happen.

i was thinking centaur, but that’s only because i accidentally had horse once.

Not that it would make it better… i get shy when eating people 😼

Clearly the funny little scaled worm is behind this debacle.

yes!! finally someone who understands preserving organs for their resell value!

:3c

You can cry all you want, but now i have spider jerkey…

Puddle has been wet for a while, infact, it’s practically almost an inland ocean, why do you think we’re funding drone wars? Ai computing? Quantum computers? tactical robotics? Surveilence companies like Pegasus, Blackrock, Palantir, Even our our domestic surveilence is getting a larger check than defense. It’s a very deliberate “funding” of institutions that ultimately give the police an upperhand, not saying that the police are directly funding these institutions, but rather the state, although not much when it comes to anything outside the defense budget.

There’s a reason why privacy advocates are for alternative tech, and that’s because since 9/11, corporations have become “lobbied” for lack of a better word, to include backdoors and implement certain tech to aid a surveilence state, such as the removal of headphone jacks, the endorsement of useless and extremely vulnerable tech that’s more energy wasting, blutooth products (yeah i have a problem with it, everyone should), fingerprint sensors, front and back facing cameras, artificial intelligence (yes even the older models.), and even going as far as to add metadata to photos that give your exact geolocation data.

Don’t even get me started on the invasive software that comes with the tech, like auto generated albums, or auto editing photos, the such, it pisses me off that we let these things happen. Alternative tech makes it much harder to intercept such vulnerable information, ofcourse, it won’t completely stop it, but it mitigates how much they can swipe under your nose.

Not only that, but check upon the “Blue Shield Act,” it explains the motive for corruption within the american institutions of police, hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil. It’s the common trope for the kinds of psychopaths that would be okay with doing the job in the first place. If there’s one thing that makes their job easier, it’s definitely going to be you in cuffs staying silent, so why try to steer away from cutting corners? We’re the law, what we say is final. Until it isn’t ofcourse…

But that’s the problem, as you state in your comment above, this abuse of power is shrugged off, almost as if a normal behaviour, expected. It’s digusting to see it even when i grew up around the same mentality. But hey, at least their method clearly seems to be working, we’re practically silent seeing as they still have the confidence to fuck with our lives.

Just remember, it’s final until it isn’t.

Blue Shield/Blue Wall/Blue Code https.//en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_wall_of_silence

aw man… :(

Don’t smoke cigs anymore, but i condone the message above.

Please quit before it becomes too late, all it takes is two months being clean to get the bad withdrawal sideaffects away.

Don’t let that shit get a hold of you like you would with weed, smoking weed is fine. Just don’t smoke this colonizer shit like i did, it turns you stupid when you smoke it, seriously, not like weed stupid either… i’m talking critically stunted in logic stupid.

You want to “smoke safe?” Here’s the trick, you can’t with tobacco. So don’t do it unless you plan on living short.