I was a nerd in the 80s and 90s when some actually smelled like this AND IT WAS A BAD THING

I love how the people at the table are obviously in the middle of a bad breakup.

I hope I’m not the only one who, at a glance, read that as Beyonce and not Binance.

I thought she was like fuck it and went rogue.

No Luz and Amity?

Factory default, but at least I’m compatible with all other models.

He’s Nikolai Volkoff, right?

Anyways, yes. This is very likely completely innocent. However, the idiots that are making a big deal of it will have an effect on the wierd-ass magats. It will likely send them into a mental spiral

There are no songs that would make me stab myself in the ear.

Dear Biden Campaign,

Joe has done good work and it’s time to rest and enjoy his remaining time with his family. He can’t win it. Please fake a medical emergency so he can drop out with some dignity and let Harris run with it.

Signed, Don’t Want My Trans Kids Jailed Or Killed

Supported her for state Senate, will vote for her for Congress.

Pansexuals, represent!

Dirty

Worms rush to the surface in anticipation of a tiny Jesus corpse.