Next, we’ll try the petroleum refinery method. First, let’s get some steel pipe, a MIG-welder and a barrel of crude oil.

Were you thinking of !Pareidolia@sh.itjust.works?

And not just a little bit either. Seems like he really really hates everyone now that he returned to this topic.

You could also technically fix it using the “missing Missy” method.

See also: kerning

Imagine what it’s like to calibrate an instrument like that.

But why pick one pound? The are so many fun units to choose from, only some of which are conveniently sized. How about a stick 1 mile long, or a rock that weights 1 grain?

An atmosphere confirmed to contain atoms? As opposed to plasma or neutron pasta? Yeah, I guess that counts as an improvement.

Well? Did the AK come with a plastic mag or a metal mag?

You forgot the trivial case of not building a bridge at all. Just go around the gap.

Air just gets in the way, in more than one way actually.

Memories of Morrowind…

If you can’t jump high enough, we can always give you a little boost using a high-energy electron beam from the synchrotron. Either that or the high-power UV laser. Up to you really.

To make it a bit easier to measure the difference, you could do this in free fall or a micro gravity environment.

You pay peanuts, you get monkeys. You hire clowns, you get a circus. You pay with exposure, you get exposed.

• In terms of money, I can’t really pay you for the artwork, but I hope you like exposure. I’m going to tell all my friends how talented you are. So, how about it?

• Yeah, sure no problem. That gave me some ideas actually. I’ll get right to it.

This one is a bit counterintuitive. My maths teacher explained it like this. Take a look at this graph. If you approach zero from the positive side, it looks like the line goes to infinity. If you approach zero from the negative side, it appears to go to negative infinity instead.

Is it both, is it zero, is it all the values? The canonical answer is “undefined”. The value of y at x=0 doesn’t have a meaningful answer.

First billion years free. After that it’s 17.99 per millennia.

These kinds of contradicitons exist in man made structures, such as laws, rules and regulations. In situations like that, a judge has to pick which rule to follow and which one to ignore. The first time that happens, it becomes the standard solution (precedent) for those kinds of problems.

Maybe the universe will crash due to division by zero, floating-point error, integer overflow and segmentation fault, all of them occurring simultaneously. The objects will experience infinite velocity and infinite forces, there will be rounding errors, the system will run out of RAM and storage space. The universal CPU will max out all threads, and run out of cooling capacity. The hardware catches fire, the entire universe immediately collapses into a singularity, resulting in a new big bang as the system reboots. Oh, and the log files are corrupted, so good luck troubleshooting that one.