Dollywood is not better than Disney world but it is a lot of fun!

I like to think so. I put a lot of effort into trying to be someone I would want to be friends with, and there are times I slip up of course, but generally I think of myself as someone who is nice.

Hey uhhhhh the fog is coming

Quick, let’s pass a law to let the sea turtles conceal carry!

They sent in the supers!

He would have lost his mind if it landed in the 60s or 70s range. Had to have been 85-100 to show a dominant win.

Doesn’t hate them, just wants them to hide away and never encounter others. Perfectly reasonable /s

Vegas moment

It’s stainless steel, not rustless steel! /s

Yooo hooo

all hands

hoist the colors high

I was so disappointed at the concert I went to. Instead of the sternum punch, she pushed a homeless person down a flight of stairs.

Water is wet

“No God is safe”

“No God exists”

lauches Odie

There are a lot of options if you Google psych ward socks

The funniest part is that there actually is a dog hand signal for swat teams

Yeah he speaks for the extremely vocal minority

I don’t like the way my skin feels on my body

Anecdotal, but my grandma who is very racist and conservative was confused why he was running because only natural born citizens can be president. Needless to say she was disappointed when I told her that he was born in Cincinnati.