His house has nipples?

Is his name Max Rockatansky? If so he’ll be fine.

Mandela effect joke slips on banana peel, dies.

Mandela died in jail. So…

Bacon that doesn’t break in several places when you bite into it?

That’s only in movies.

Let’s add Cheers to this list.

It’s all theater.

Rag name oddly appropriate here.

/golfclap

Amazing.

All we were good for was being silent consumers and producers.

Use the debt’s gravity well to slingshot into the stratosphere!

Some say he’s still flipping pages.

And that big blue chair eats Cypher?

Boomer humor.

Was part of the humor of the past “lol things are hard to understand” or does it just seem that way?

Maybe it was the lead.

Capitalist making decisions based only on increased ROI?

Say it isn’t so.

Fuck I hate this “single goal” system.

So fucking short sighted.

Never lasting gobstopper.

He was pretty awesome in every role.

The Batman Behind was elevated by his performance.

You think Texans need to be the hero to celebrate something?

There’s only a Texas version of some pickup trucks because Texans constantly tell everyone Texas is the best.

Source: Texan. Remember the Alamo.

Do I smell capitulation?

No jurisdiction within their own state, within their own state. State Supreme Court. No jurisdiction. Within their own state.

This.

People are inherently irresponsible. Dog owners, not all but many, simply think having the animal makes it a pet.

Call that motherfucker out on his irresponsible behavior not tending his own animal.

“For the country” is just him admitting to what they are trying to steal?

Why did you rob that bank? For the money.