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  • Geetnerd@lemmy.worldtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.worldstill they don't get moderated
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    20 hours ago

    I’m paraphrasing, but I read a Reddit comment that stated this:

    "I went to a bar, sat down, and ordered a drink, and was chatting with the bartender.

    A dude sat down next to me, and the bartender immediately said “No, get the fuck out, right now.”

    The other dude said “What did I do?”

    The bartender pulled out a sawed off baseball bat, and said again “Leave right fucking now, or I’ll call the cops.”

    The other dude said “Fuck you!” and all the other stuff, but left.

    After he left, I asked “What was that about?”

    The bartender said “He was a Nazi. He had the tatts. When you let the first one in, they’re polite and well behaved, scoping the place out. But then, if you don’t get rid of them right then, they invite their friends, and the next thing you know your bar is Nazi Bar. And all the decent people will leave. Fuck that.”




  • Geetnerd@lemmy.worldtoGreentext@sh.itjust.worksAnon is worried about men
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    20 hours ago

    You don’t just walk up to woman and ask her out.

    You go to a social place, and you just start up a conversation, while she’s not talking to someone else, or obviously already socially engaged.

    You find a relevant topic to start, from the moment.

    “Hey, I like your hair.”

    Or, “I noticed you grooving to this song, I like it too.”

    Or, “You like Newcastle, too? Nice.”

    Then, if she smiles, or engages in more conversation, just ask her about her. But that doesn’t guarantee anything. If she obviously isn’t interested beyond common politeness, just walk away, without a scowl on your face, or a smartass comment, or bitching about it here. It happens. Talk to another woman. Or, if there are no others there, try again another night.

    And… and… she may be interested, but doesn’t want to PornHub bang you that night. Outrageous, I know. She may want to get to know you better.

    This is a skill, that is learned from experience. And you will fail, a lot, until you learn it. And even if you master it, you still fail sometimes.


  • What women hate is some stranger approaching them, out of the blue, in the most obvious and clueless way.

    “Hello, female, I see you’re having fun with your friends. You don’t know me, M’Lady, but I wanted to let you know that I think you’re prime mating material, and would like to invite you back to my parent’s basement for Chicken Tendies. We will listen to music you like, until your mating orifice is sufficiently lubricated. Or we can watch Naruto. Rest assured, I am attentive, I watched many videos on foreplay. Shall I summon an Uber?”