This reads like one big ad

“[…] maybe they feel the same about the theory of gravity and just float the fuck away” - Tim Minchin

Women are not in the mood for a couple of weeks and they are so much fun to be gandalf

Neophyte - Neuken in de keuken

For a second I thought the thumbnail was a bad Jimmy Carr ai fake

Maybe it’s maple syrup and a crisp pancanke

Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?

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The forbidden butthole

I don’t know what you’re on about. It’s “die Waschmaschine” (washing machine, female), “das Waschmittel” (laundry detergent, neutral) and “der Trockner” (dryer, male).

Pretty self explanatory /s

HeroQuest is the best game ever made