Well… You do everything to prevent a three-year-old from holding a gun but when it still gets the gun you get very friendly.

Fair. Same

You ok?

It’s never about gender… Turns out there are good and shitty people regardless of gender, race, religion or whatever else there might be…

Assuming the statements are correct, maybe it’s because people feel less safe. Fewer people go outside which results in fewer crimes being committed.

Greekmaxing

It seems like you missed the watermark in the picture. It’s from SweetFellas

Finally!

We have so many poisonous products labeled as safe shipped over from China. Kids play with these…

Why not both?

Oh fuck. I’ll use this from now on. Except for if I won’t use it next week. Then I’ll forget about it because my memory is a damn sieve.

Also I don’t have sand in my eyes atm. I love it when there’s no sand in my eyes.

I always read “read” as “read” but now everything’s different.

No fucking way. This is rage bait. Even if this dogshit name was truly her most cherished wish, there’s no chance you willingly take someone’s name and then go on and complain about your actions.

Fake.

They have some valid points. Less the stool eating part and more the discrepancy of look and smell of the soap…

I know it’s a joke and we are in the greentext community but still:

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May it be helpful to someone.

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Damn, thank you for pointing that out!

It’s about the copper complaint tablet, isn’t it…

I have no clue how one would try to explain to the creator of the complaint that his tablet is used to meme on the Internet.

🤣💀💀🍎

I bet you have your reasons for posting the most dogshit version of this picture available, while also linking to a site with a much clearer version.

In case someone wants a better version and to save a click: