That’s just because he’s missing a piece or earlobe and can’t hear anything correctly! That’s why he was saying that cats are getting eaten by immigrants too. The original poster talked about pussies, not cats

Like it’s written ! But in a totally logical way like gif. Some “m”'s are pronounced as “n”'s, the prononciation of the “l” and “y” are exchaned, and at the end you have to insist on the last letter

That’s how you can easily provoke fat bloom (the metastable phase beta 5 isn’t the most stable and will stabilize into beta 6 in the fridge, allowing previously locked fats in the cristals to be freed). This alters the taste and makes it more prone to oxidation

Fibers or a french breakfast : coffee + cigarette = poo (or in French CCC: clope, cafee, caca). Or if you realy need to, those gels you can put in your bum if you’re into that