Final Remix

I bet most would be like veal, since none of them do anything strenuous, nor anything of value.

At least it wasn’t like in Dogma, where if you get shot enough, your wings get Swiss-cheesed and then you’re human…?

VTMB, too. Getting in good with the blood bank peeps (or just robbing it) is a good get.

I remember reading she hated being associated with that skit, but… then she goes on to play naïve idiots in stuff anyway. I dunno…

We’ll capitulate hard and “meet them across the aisle.” That’ll surely work this time! Now, how far’s that aisle slid off to?

So far, it’s only been his supporters trying to kill him. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

It’s not broken. It’s working exactly as designed, sadly.

32 felonies, even!

Damn, this warranty is still in effect for a few more weeks, and the company’s gone…

It’s exactly forbthat reason that Revopoint (I shit you not) recommends you catch 'em while they’re asleep. Same for pets.

Sir? Yes. Hi. Man Manly from *any fucking news*. Let me just ask, “What the fuck?”

Then you just have burning zombies…

Did you give?

To be fair… i’m a self described fatass, but I do draw the line at drinking my excess calories. Coke Zero ftw.

Everyone needs to drive a car. Should I therefore be the butt of a joke for being chronically dry?

No, that’s extra and it doesn’t even fit in the “”“frunk”“”

Ugh… I can practically hear the reddit leaking out of this comment.

Feh! Luchesi…

X - The system is broken.

✅ - The system is working exactly as intended and must be destroyed.

The guy’s been sundowning for a decade now. He’s barely cognizant anymore. He spent 16 minutes wandering his stage like a confused animal, recently.