I think the company lost like a quarter of its value recently

Most competent companies lock down laptops so that even if they didn’t return them, it would be a useless brick

Banned for going after Israel and IDF shills promoting hate speech and calling for violence. Clear violations of the TOS, even back in 2023, but reporting it got me perma-banned after 13 years.

What is GSM?

Reading the intro to The Princess Bride (novel) confused the hell out of me until I realized the author was writing as a fictitious version of himself.

Nintendo is the enemy

Nope, same Joker, just more self-aware

It’s The Sixth Sense, you’re the wife and they’re Bruce Willis. Just get on with your life

Enemy of the Coke-man

This one time at band camp…

I can shave 30 seconds off if I don’t shower afterwards

I brought him on a goody good playthrough and regretted it.

It’s just a progress report on his jar filling

I got in trouble for saying “Calm your tits” once, because it was just what my friend group said. It’s not common anymore

I’m sorry.

AP: https://apnews.com/article/washington-dc-protest-trump-national-guard-bowser-4be4aa848351500f76b8314ce53ba48e

Pretty much for the last 50 years

I never broke the law. I AM THE LAW!

It was off by more than an inch. They adjusted it up about 1/2" to get it back within accepted levels.

We’re thinking about selling the house, so I don’t want to draw attention to the cracks, but I also don’t want them torpedoing a sale

I have only after, because they assured me it wouldn’t happen. But they agree the cracks, which are all over, probably happened due to their work.