Graveyard Leprechaun

I dunno. Doesn’t seem like a big deal to me, but your mileage may certainly vary.

Why is this news??

Your parent keep bringing it up because your smell is offensive. They’re trying to help you learn the things that will help you get a job, or have friends, or go on dates. In short, they’re being a parent. Help them help you.

Because when a mommy commie loves a daddy commie VEEEEEEERRRRRRYYYYY much, a miracle happens!

Masturbation is normal, healthy and there is absolutely nothing wrong with it according to the vast majority of doctors, scientists and psychiatrists. I would be far more concerned about anyone who claims they’ve never masturbated. If you are in a relationship and you don’t feel the need - good for you. Not everyone is in that same boat.