Radioactive Butthole

Proud junk drawer owner checking in.

If the keys have been lost then so has Satoshi. Otherwise any random idiot can say they’re satoshi. Sucks to suck.

Then it would be trivial to sign a message using his known wallet address that could be cryptographicly verified. But he is lying so he can’t.

Hey you’re thatKamGuy!

That’s bigger than my entire village 😳

I don’t think it will be that fast but yes I think there will be no other outcome.

Thank god

That’s kind of my point though. For being made specifically for the purpose of being machine readable, its kind of a pain in the ass to work with.

I want a command line utility where I can just

xmlquery --query 'some/query' --file foo.xml --output foo-out.xml

or in python

import xml

with open("foo.xml", "r") as file:
    data = xml.load(file.read())

That’s the amount of effort I want to put into parsing a data storage format.

Meh. I just wish XML was easier to parse. I have to shuttle a lot of XML data back and forth. As far as I can tell, the only way to query the data is to download a whole engine to run a special query language, and that doesn’t really integrate into any of my workflows. JSON retains the hierarchy and is trivially parsed in almost any programming language. I bet a JSON file containing the exact same data would be much smaller also, since you don’t list each tag twice.

My employer has their own power plant and gardens and I got to go on a “field trip” to both of those places and yeah, it was pretty dope. They sent out an invite asking the department if we wanted to go check out these places, so I signed up figuring it would be a good networking opportunity. It was, I connected with a bunch of people. Plus i got to see the inside of a power plant, how cool is that? More employers should do this.

That will pay for like an hour. The dude is screwed.

Training an AI to kill humans on sight is a horrifying prospect

I was talking to my cousin (journalist) a while ago and she told me how she was supposed to interview a whistleblower for Anaheim PD. I snarkily commented something like, “yeah but let me guess he shot himself twice in the back of the head” and she alarmingly said “…yeah, how did you know?”

Haha yes the ID and pistol that definitely existed and definitely weren’t planted.

There’s a third option: Black holes create new universes through some as yet undiscovered process. Then your existence just becomes a statistical eventuality, as do every other life that you could ever live.

kbin died?

Honestly I never really did. I asked some kid in 5th grade what Santa got him for Christmas and he scoffed at me for still believing. I went, “uhhhh yes… this is information I definitely already knew. Yesssssss…” and never really brought it up with anyone again. ¯\(ツ)/¯

Felony slander of a corporation charges inc.

I’d donate to his OF 🥵

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