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Cake day: December 9th, 2024

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  • My brother used to take Ambien

    Like, too much Ambien. I heard that in the USA, you could only get 3-5 tablets or something like that prescribed. Over here in ZA, you can get a 6 month prescription with 30 tablets each repeat.

    We shared a bathroom. On multiple occasions I’d walk in with the floor coated in piss. One time, I walked in while he was lying face down, dick out, on the floor completely soaked in urine.

    I helped him up, he said something incompressible and tried to get him a fresh pair of clothes.

    Another time he woke me up to convince me he could make things levitate. I said “nah man you’re on Ambien, go to bed”, but he kept insisting. Eventually I just caved so I could go back to sleep and watch him unsuccessfully levitate his keyboard.

    I played cod once after taking 10mg. I felt like I was in the fucking jungle. Heart pounding, terrified, adrenaline flowing, tunnel vision. Fucking dominated that match though.

    I then blacked out and I told someone who I haven’t spoken to in years, that I was in love with them. (I wasn’t). Deleted the message when I woke up. No follow ups, thank god.

    The memories are either blackout or vaguely choppy.

    Weird-ass drug. Wouldn’t recommend unless you really struggle to fall asleep. You gotta take the pill and immediately jump into bed and try to fall asleep or else face the consequences of shit you don’t remember doing.





  • Oh, I know.

    It’s just funny, Rand Paul watching him mumble stupid shit at the Trump rally, and then thinking “Wow. What an excellent orator. We should make him the house speaker”.

    Republicans won the house, right? So I doubt the next incumbent house speaker is not going to be a total piece of shit.

    I doubt Elon will even acknowledge a nomination. House Speaker looks like a job where you can’t fly your private jets coast to coast nor tweet all fucking day nonstop.