To be honest it sounds like you don’t want people to mock conservatives, and that’s a tough ask when they make it so easy.
I’ve been intermittently laughing out loud about “NO! I MUST DANCE!” for years.
On the internet, nobody knows you’re a dog.
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Hell yeah, 50 degrees is tee shirt and shorts weather IMHO.