Um, technically no one died

Too much RadioShack

I haven’t had this problem, yet

The Lagrangian is not just a place in space.

Where’s the bango?

What do you think your parents do after they have sex? They make you a sandwich.

You could fit every planet in the Solar System between Earth and our moon simultaneously.

What do you mean? We got a CD with 4000 free hours!

Be the change you want to see

If the oligarchs continue to squeeze us, then they deserve the results

Obviously

slow clap

That’s why I don’t go there either. That’s what Lemmy is for!

Making friends with your work friends.

I think it’s about Microsoft Windows.

Got to step those numbers up

Just one?

It works for me!

Stone and rock! Wait…

And yet sweet racism/homophobia keeps them from demanding universal healthcare.