Ah that’s a good idea too. But what if you really just hate printers and want to see them burn?

Oh are you a fellow printer hater? Glad to meet you! I’ve been hating them since the 80s/90s when I, as a child, was rather frustrated with a working printer deciding to not work on my first few personal PCs. I’m just relieved now when my current printer wakes up and does what I ask of it…

Oooh oooh I’ve got a confederate victim complex brother-in-law that would just use the crap out of this…

So what I need to do if I own an HP printer when it’s at end of life is set it on fire in a blast furnace?