Michael Scott once quoted some guy that said “You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.”

You shot your shot. That’s the important thing.

Good for you!

My favorite is when racists say “We’ve had a black president so we can’t be a nation of racists.”

Like…somehow having a black president now makes it okay for all of the shit conservatives want to do.

Fwiw, the cheap olive oil is really good for mayo you make yourself. EVOO should be used for things like salads and bread, where the taste makes the difference.

If you want oil in a pan, cheap stuff works just fine…only you have to be careful because olive oil in the states isn’t always olive oil.

When a democrat does it, it’s literally terrorism.

But when a Republican does it, it’s just a small, isolated incident and barely warrants a charge.

Just a lone wolf.

One time thing.

Never will happen again.

One bad apple.

How could we have known?

Shit, I’m even grateful for when you all tell me off.

Oh fuck off!

Just kidding! I haven’t seen any of your posts here (mostly because I sort by all) but yeah the people in this sub are top tier.

A few weeks ago I came here to ask about building my own computer and which parts to get because it had been years since I’ve done so and everyone was nice about it.

I wish there was the ability to recall federal representatives.

It obviously does not give anyone the right to assault the police. Nor was the January 6 riot an act of civil disobedience, because it was violent, not peaceful; opportunistic, not principled; coercive, not persuasive; and selfish, not patriotic.

Damn…no notes.

The guy represents himself and still managed to get just 7 years.

Idk…seems like he did alright.

I love how the guy is blaming minimum wage workers, who have no control over prices, than the mega corporation that used the raising of minimum wage to raise prices across the board.

Fwiw, egg prices did come down after the last shortage… But not back down to pre-shortage levels.

It looks like egg sellers took a page out of airline companies. Jack up the price. There is outrage. Lower prices a few weeks apart until it’s at a point that is larger than when you started but people seem to be okay with.

It was in reference to the fact that Trump, while president, says he "met with the “President of the Virgin Islands”

Which, despite his press room’s spin, we all know he completely didn’t know that he was the president of the Virgin Islands.

Except me. Right? He totally promised to make me president of Puerto Rico.

Because I’m one of the good ones.

I’m the exception.

Right?

I’ll believe corporations are people when they kill one via lethal injection.

I think you’re underestimating how much MAGA Republicans are willing to bite their own noses off to spit at minorities.

They will, maybe reluctantly, give up social security, Medicare, any many of the social programs they benefit from if it allows them to hate Mexicans/Cubans/trans people more.

I know you’re kidding but unfortunately student loans can’t be transferred. They only die upon death.

Best Buy is great when you need something right now. Like when a hard drive in your RAID dies and you need a hard drive right fucking now.

Buy yeah. I’ve only gone maybe once in the last five years.

Why do you have so many porn tabs open?

My assumption is that it’s only $0.20 because the assumption is that the C-suite of whoever is selling the strawberries is expected to lower their profit margins.

And we know that’s never going to happen.

The whole point was to punish sexually promiscuous women.

Every life is sacred is just the spin.

Every unborn life is sacred. Every actual born human can go fuck themselves.

There is a saying in engineering.

Anyone can build a bridge.

It takes an engineer who can build a bridge just strong enough to let cars cross it.