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Cake day: May 28th, 2024

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  • I mean just logically McD’s thickens & clogs the blood. It’s fucking horrible. I’ve donated plasma & it pulls the fat right out of your blood, it can clog the filter. Perhaps Trump can survive any superficial wound, because he eats so much McD’s the wound just seals shortly after it’s inflicted. Like a white trash Wolverine.

    Question is, are the blood thinners powerful enough to counteract the McD’s & their artery clogging effects? 🤔


  • Okay there you go, if it looks good by all means keep it going. Even if it looks bad, it’s your life, not mine…

    Word to the wise, my male friends with ponytails have reported (same as women) don’t make that damn ponytail too tight!! Headaches. And it will strain your hair, cause excess thinning, damage. Again, so they say, no personal experience. Oh & if/when you embrace bald: handheld skull shavers are simply amazing. It’s great to have one around!


  • He’s at his very best when it comes to small talk & happy talk with small crowds of people. Small lines, empty promises. Quick touch-and-go interactions. No opposition. In debates where he’s required to explain himself, answer lines of questioning (without teleprompter), not so much.

    It’s also possible he got another shot of drugs post-debate to perk him up for the crowd of his own supporters.






  • CoffeeJunkie@lemmy.cafetoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.worldthe "anti-sex' bed
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    3 months ago

    Like…I get it…but at the same time, they’re young, taut, and hot. Just let these beautifully sculpted human beings have sex with each other? Let them enjoy this one life that we have? Give them some birth control & leave them be. What fucking jealous, irrational prudes. 🙄

    I hope they have all kinds of crazy sex, just because they can.