Wheel’s turning, but the hamster’s dead

Speaking from personal experience, knowing that there’s a reason I behave a certain way has been pretty liberating. I spent my whole adult life up to my late thirties thinking I’d broken my brain or was just lazy and couldn’t concentrate. Knowing that that’s just how my brain is wired has made me feel a lot better about myself, and be less harsh to myself when I fuck up, and then being able to learn coping strategies of others in a similar situation has also really helped.

If you can give up on a new hobby or whatever BEFORE you’ve bought all the things and made your life even more messy isn’t a bad thing at all. If you’ve lent into it and bought all the stuff and nonsense, try to cycle through past hobbies rather than pick up new ones constantly. Find hobbies that complement each other, or use stuff that you already own, and ones that have low cost to try out. If you’re not making yourself skint or your life more messy by trying them out, then trying and quitting doesn’t matter at all, it just increases the chance of you finding something you really enjoy doing.

What an awful day to have eyes, that’s one of the worst sentences I’ve read in a minute. “For now” is the unwanted garnish on that particular turd sandwich, he should be banned from practicing medicine anywhere as fast as humanly possible!

Why did it take reading about right-wing nutters to let me know about bacon-wrapped asparagus?! How am I this late to that particular party? Or is that a thing only for the fash?

And not what you want the VP in…

Yeah, you gotta let it load sometimes

“If they think I’m paying them after a fuckup like that, they can think again”

Everybody gangsta ‘til Gavin rolls up with the claymore broadside

Oooh baby I like it

Middle of the next debate, right in the forehead. Needs a good walk-off one liner to follow it though, that’s probably the biggest obstacle for him

No Such Thing As A Fish podcast

How the fuck did he get a horse on the flight in the first place?

300kt is quite the warning shot. It’s verging on just being a shooty shot

Rarely arrives lubed

Aren’t Mildly Anxious Minnows playing Glastonbury this year?

Climate change is a real problem, we need to be very worried about what kind of a world we leave for Keith Richards

Glad to see the Met taking the initiative and getting as many as possible in one place, by employing them

I’ve never used one, though a mate uses chat gtp constantly so I make him ask it things fairly often. However, I’ve just bookmarked DDG, that seems useful. If there’s a similarly private voice assistant for iOS (that works better than Siri) then I’d probably use that in preference to a traditional search engine a lot of the time

Much like Israel used US missiles to kill people in Palestine, no?

Ppi is pixels per inch so I’d guess the measurements are in football fields or busses or whatever it is the Americans use at the moment to avoid the metric system