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I’m 40 and our teacher explained why cursive was a thing in elementary school. I figured we were learning it so we could sign our name.

Take computers out of the picture. How long have we been using ballpoint pens? Cursive was obsolete even before computers took over how we write.

The only iPhone to be dropped and not get a cracked screen fell out of an airplane!

When I saw “otter attack” the first thing that came to mind is they must have been harrasing them or too close to babies. Something stupid, whatever it was.