Just like T.S. Eliot!

Bargaining?

Assuming you’re not trolling… Seriously, why?

How is it not safe for work though? Nsfw isn’t “potentially offensive” tagging.

*1. Be ATTRACTIVE *2. Don’t be not ATTRACTIVE.

You don’t have to be hot to be attractive.

More like: Tell me you’ve never tasted house keys without telling me you’ve never tasted house keys.

They said “weird shit” you do broseph.

The plumbing didn’t change…

M’arijuana

Sadly, rick-rolls are ruined by forced ads for many.

Have you heard of England?

I mean… a cookie WOULD be nice.