Homeland security

How much you want to bet he has a closet full of women’s clothes

I quit fb and Twitter the first time Trump got elected. I knew what was happening

Because the entire concept of conservatism is based on having enemies.

Now with more molecules

Based on the margin of error I leave myself for clocking in, I’m almost fired every day.

This is legitimately a plausible start of the next American civil war.

I feel personally attacked

Will maga care that he’s literally taking business away from American farmers?

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. First guy orders a beer. Every other guy orders half the amount of beer as the guy before him. The bartender, fed up, says just order two beers!

I was ready to quit Reddit before I got banned. Honestly it was a welcomed divorce.

Violence against fascists.

In 100 years, long after the United States has broken into Baltic states, there will be a reunification movement and people will ask “why do they want to invade Texas?”. There will be politicians who’s whole political careers will be built on the promise they can make the United States one country again. Understand this and you will understand China and Taiwan.

Funny enough I did just that. The COVID shutdown was just about the best my life had ever been. My wife and I bought a house in the mountains in a town with 1000 people. Behind my house is thousands of acres of forest. We live like a retired couple and I’ve never been happier. I have learned how to live within my personal stimulation threshold.

The more I have disconnected from society the happier I have become. I just can’t do open hand gestures all of this… Anymore. I’m not doing the Nazi era.

You know, I never considered it before but you really have opened my eyes. My marriage is a sham. I’m going to talk to her tonight about dissolving the relationship. I can’t believe I’ve been so blind. Thank you for being the light in the darkness. Maybe now we can both begin to heal.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

I eat mop.

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You said you eat ur poo

Fair point. Like I said I know I’m not perfect. Believe me I understand addiction. That said, there must come a day when you decide you are no longer going to do a thing. You can wean all you want, but one day you are a smoker and one day you are not. It doesn’t need to be more complicated than that. Yes it will suck, but your addiction has put your comfort on a credit card. That bill needs to be paid. You will be uncomfortable but that’s the price.

Yeah I’m not doing any of that. I stopped smoking 18 years ago the day I said I don’t want to do it anymore. She stopped smoking 12 years ago by just not doing it any more. Quitting is a choice to feel like shit for a reason. You choose to feel like shit every day with the hope that one day you’ll feel slightly less like shit. You either do something or you don’t do something. There is no such thing as “weaning” off.

This issue isn’t rising to the point of leaving. There is nothing in the world that would make me leave her. I disapprove of her decision to keep smoking. I am disappointed that she knows how to quit and refuses to do so again. There is definitely an issue here, but at the end of the day I can’t and won’t force her to do anything. I am definitely not without my faults too. It pisses me off, but I’m not going to go all high horse on her.

But honestly, I don’t know what to do about it. I do have a low level resentment about it, but we really do have a great relationship otherwise.