Yeah, this will be so helpful when I’m trying to figure out 20% of 36.23!

Look, move the decimal one to the left, you’ve now got 10%. Double that and you’ve got 20%. How often are y’all trying to find out percentages of nice even numbers like that?

Nintendo Developer Kit

I always say “I love driving which is why I hate driving anywhere.” I would love to have a fleet of vehicles I could really drive but laws, traffic, maintenance, etc. Driving isn’t fun in the same way other things are because you need a lot of space or a lot of money to enjoy it. Drawing? I can do that with a No. 2 I swiped from IKEA. Can’t exactly take my commuter to Monza without running up a bill.

Does… Does that mean he kills them after?

Because I could see that.

I’m straight as all hell and Angel can cuddle me if I can cry in private.

Yeah, D gets you at least four entirely different types of cuisine and Australian stuff will still have that Euro/American vibe. Only downside is you’ll technically be allowed to eat Vegemite.

Yeah, apparently HR has some issues with “I would slice a Nazis head off for free, don’t even ask me what I’d pay to do it.”

Yeah, my thought exactly, I doubt Wawa has a fancy term for it but it’s better than all your staff coming in or calling on Thursday to see if next week’s schedule is posted.

It’s ‘humane’ to shoot the deer in the heart! You’re not supposed to give the deer a rectal exam with them!

Ah, yes, because the take away is that we need 1000+ dev studios churning out yearly slop franchises after 18+ months of crunch to justify their price tag, yeah?

Grandpa only boiled twice

I did used to drink stream water without a life straw or other filter…

My filter was the rain clouds.

I was also in the back country on the side of a mountain, so likely just a little animal dung and brain eating amoeba.

I mean, it’s an Office reference first and foremost.

I had someone say “Well, yours doesn’t do ads” and, in the year of 5 manufacturers pumping out 10 different SKUs a year, we had the same model phone.

I said “Yours doesn’t have to, if you set it up that way.”

The answer? “Well, c’mon, play the video.”

Like, yeah, let’s just brush past the… What? Five or six tap solution? And before anyone asks, not a romantic opening. Generally people don’t make passes at bridge trolls who evangelize for open source software.

But that also means accepting when someone says “Nah, I’m good.” and leaving it at that.

Just use Firefox Mobile to watch YouTube.

Ad blocking through uBO and can enable playing with locked screen.

I had my vertical display for Pinball FX!

I once had a Chaotic Good setup but now literally none of my four personal setups are here.

Killing people is fine but you realize a ton of early hip-hop and West Coast rap was explicitly about not loving the homies, right? Even Superman didn’t get a pass on Rapper’s Delight…

It may not be as retro but I was gifted Yakuza Like a Dragon a year or so ago and so I’ve been playing though all the games. I’m currently on 4.

I’ll probably make it to LAD when the Kiwami version comes out at this rate.