Real and straight. Anon didn’t have sex.

It’s absolutely fake

BONESAW BONESAW

Odds on his mom being fat?

Asking for a friend.

Because ceiling cat watches on HIS terms

Larry is the only one who makes me worried about where my wife goes at night.

Am I the only one here who while peeing, flushes the toilet and tries to race it as it goes down?

Tell us what the free gift was you fuck.

You know what you did.

Geebo stole my cat and made me take feet pictures to get him back.

Where do I get the rat slippers?

Asking for a friend.

Having sex with older women shouldn’t be frowned upon, and I highly recommend it to anyone who’s on the fence about it.

Dead bedroom confirmed

Where can I buy a cone costume?

Fake and gay. Anon had sex.

Straight and real. Anon didn’t get laid.

I want to fuck that snake

Bone Tomahawk had a VERY short checklist to meet.

• Someone gets scalped with a bone Tomahawk

And BOY did they deliver and more.

I’m gonna put “quotes” wherever I “damn” well please

You’re not my “real” dad

My grandfather owned a farmhouse out in Nebraska, and we’d go out to the “crick” and wade around in leech infested waters and get bit by mosquitos until sundown. Then we’d pick ticks off the farm dog and dread going to the bathroom because he had a rule “if it’s yellow let it mellow, if it’s brown flush it down”

He also ran a nudist colony in the desert in California during the winter months. Interesting man.