Its a big hastle to count $200 in sticky $1 bills, but strippers gotta shop too.

We’re so cooked, the rightwing propaganda has already incepted the notion that he’s a radical leftist anarchist sympathizer into the population. I overheard some folks at work talking about it, some otherwise reasonable enough people.

There’s now a self-hosted alternative to BLORP that has full Bgrams support.

Me as a kid booting into Corel Linux that I got from a used bookstore.

I still have a functional reddit account. But I only use it to view old posts these days as there’s still a lot of useful info on reddit.

I don’t even work Mondays normally, but here I am.

“Thanks, you too.”

Other animals exhibit homosexuality, we’re the only species to exhibit homophobia. That should tell you all you need to know about which behavior is abnormal.

As a retail employee, I’m so tired of the standard Muzak that Christmas music would be a blessing tbh.

Nine times out of ten the customer is busy wrangling their items or dealing with their kid. Instead of awkwardly waiting, hand outstretched, I put the change on the counter. I then start prepping for the next customer as we’re timed on the whole process.

Rocket league added a rainbow flag but then “accidently” removed it to where you needed to submit a support ticket to get it back. Lot of homophobic folks will react if you have it on your car. We must stunt on those fools.

Bioessensialism for thee but not for me. (Fuck you, got mine basically.)

Midway through there’s a cutout coupon for bath products, apparently used as a bookmark.

We’re about to see how fast this old Toyota Celica can go.

That applys to most dystopian fiction generally.

The irony of her being the original Sargon of Akkad’s daughter is kinda funny to me.

Is she less charismatic than current Biden though…? I haven’t seen her speak in awhile but from what I remember it wasn’t that bad. Not a fan of her politics by any stretch but right now I’d support her in a heartbeat.

If your horse is on death’s door. And you’re crossing a stream. You’d better be prepared to swim.

That’s why they’re not allowed to participate.

Humans have scuba dived deeper than 663ft. This isn’t even remotely comparable to what the last sub went through. I’m guessing this location was chosen as an easy win for the publicity.