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19 days agoThe father of IVF says a lot of shit.
Edit: missing of
Just an old fart from down under here to read some cool content and have some laughs along the way.
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Could you count the number of stains and then refer to it as stainfewer steel.
Rereads Tesla’s mission statement.
“Accelerating the world’s transition to sustainable energy.”
Stares at 3 ton lump of stainless steel parked in driveway.
23·30 days agoI don’t need to read @America to know why you support Trump. We all know. All of us know Elon.
Either he fell asleep watching the movie below and confused it with his own reality, was inspired by it with his tactics to win elections, or Robin Williams is a time traveller.
“Man of the Year”, 2006, starring Robin Williams.
A comedian who hosts a news satire program decides to run for president, and a computerized voting machine malfunction gets him elected.
Edit: I can’t spell Williams apparently.
291·2 months agoMicrosoft CodeCop does not mess about but in fairness he was using identical names for local and global variables.
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Make Acronyms Go Awry
37·2 months agoThis is straight out of that WKYK racist juror sketch but sadly in real life.
“Well you, good sir, certainly are … one”
“Make Assholes Great Again”
Takes off red cap and stares intently at the four letters. Turns to their friend, “Are we the
baddiesassholes?”
There goes Walmart Nero …
I am pretty sure I know what she watched on Australian TV as a kid.
Is it pronounced Z or Z? I personally say Z.
Lol. And here I was thinking people would not jump on a daft obscure “bible” comment.
K&R is Old Testament and New Testament is “The C++ Programming Language”, by Bjarne Stroustrup.
They probably meant the true bible, “C Programming Language” by Kernigan & Ritchie. Good to teach kids about software.
Conway’s Law in action.
Organisations which design systems (in the broad sense used here) are constrained to produce designs which are copies of the communication structures of these organisations.
Mission Control : “You are clear to launch.”
Astronaut (in comically high pitched voice) : “Um, are you sure the leak is contained?”
Mission Control (stifling giggles): “Oh for sure.”
At that precise moment the door to the astronauts cockpit falls off onto the launch pad.
A minute for every inch apparently. Arnold Palmer then followed up with a 2 minute speech about Trump.