Hey it still counts.

Then I would be hard all the time in more ways than one.

Honestly the scene with him going after the warehouse full of baddies to save Ma Kent was the closest live action version of cartoon Batman ever, and it was glorious.

And I sometimes get crap for this but Batfleck was pretty good too. Those movies had issues, oh my yes, but the casting for those 2 roles was not one of them. Luthor, on the other hand…

Pope Paul (Malcolm X)

If you want a couple extra inches in you I believe I can be of service.

Baba Slaga sounds like a banger. In more ways than one.

“G’day mate!” “Hey hoosier!”

Oh God please let them drug test him sooner rather than later…

Autocorrect has really been the bane of my existence lately.

There needs to be more Hint for Red October memes…

Is Natalie Portman single? Follow up: Does Natalie Portman have low standards? I’ll have a couple dozen more depending on the search results of this one.

And some of us have been for over 3 years…

Now I want a buddy cop long lost brother style movie with the 2 of them…

True, it seems people don’t like it when you poke fun at such a serious subject, I suppose it’s because dark comedy is like food: not everyone gets it.

Pay the lady whatever she asks and make it sound COMPLETELY like her. Worth it.

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The kicker is normally the highest scoring player on the team, they really are weirdly underappreciated.

25 bah! As an older millennial allow me to say they peaked at Dragonball Z. YOU HEARD ME.

Here’s the thing tho, if it ACTUALLY met the N95 filtering standard, and looked cool as shit… I’d absolutely buy one.