Amputret

More open-plan shitters, please!

Cool and all, but isn’t that pretty standard for a comet?

How do nautili have either slime or legs? Tentacles aren’t legs.

Ah, but like teleport 7” it doesn’t say it’s not repeatable. To be fair though on second reading it does look like a one and done offer.

Yeah, but you’d still be hot.

3 or 6 if there’s no cooldown. People talk about not being able to get through walls when over open ground you can hit potentially limitless speed without gaining inertia and going splat if something pulls out in front of you. Same with deaging, so long as the cooldown isn’t longer than 10 hours, you’re Benjamin-Buttoning it.

Always.

Ten Forward is losing containment, I see.

Last restart

I work in a tiny office right next to my manager who leg bounces, hand flaps, is heavy-handed on his keyboard, and externalises his thoughts all the time. But when ever I leg bounce he’ll let me know how distracting it is.

I’m so close to a HR incident I swear to god.

Are you an energy vampire?

Working in an NHS hospital, nearly anyone in scrubs is wearing Ezi-klogs. Which technically aren’t Crocs, but are so close visually everyone calls them crocs.

They don’t slip when the floor is covered in blood/bodily fluids. People shit on Alien Covenant for the slipping on blood scene, you can tell those people have never been around blood before. Also they’re very easy to clean.

Well, be sure you’re in a secluded place when you look at this one. It’s very disturbing. 😳 ::: spoiler :::

Competent fascists would scare me more.

Can the horrors fucking stop for one moment?

Me too.

All I’m finding is he used to be in Tally Hall?

Edit: Oooh I misunderstood, thought you meant before he did ACSLB.

Oh the times a-coming, but as I only really use my PC for gaming now, I’m holding out for a SteamOS distro.

23-27, that’s the age when I stopped feeling too young, but still had a serviceable amount of hair and could grow a good beard. Also I miss being horny. Late-thirties now.