Turning up the sound from automute because you know Ukraine drop those hits!

Harambe 🦍

Plus All them Witches and Danny Brown, show would be hype, $300 is a lot but not out of the realm considering regular ticket prices.

• now that I see it’s “per day” that is indeed a bit too much.

"just sayin’ "

Yes. Yes you did. You just said.

“honestly…”

Wait, you weren’t being honest before now? I catch myself saying this and it ignites that inner cringe.

I have Elon and Musk entered individually to catch all that shit too.

Filter out the names of the candidates and a couple of crazy billionaires and you can even keep the news subs.

Think they’d go west over the pacific or back across the US?

Bubble sort? This wizard talk shall not pass.

My god, some of us can’t read past select queries and v-lookup ruins.

On a Friday no less.

Mythic Quest CEO Level Achieved.

Next up, stories of inappropriate conduct leak and somebody tiger’s a camero.

Fake.

No one remembers Anon years later.

Japan was invading China.

But this is clearly fake and connected to the month of June.

Anon probably read a story about this happening and assumed the heir of the protagonist. Then used online for attention and group feedback on his projection that hiding in a cave is somehow based.

They are probably in that cave right now.

BMW has had lane assist (I believe standard) for a few years now. As others above have said, it gives resistance and visible feedback with varying degrees of force if you try to change lanes without a blinker. Many others makes now do as well.

Essentially, in a 2018 or newer model BMW it is a pain in the ass to change lanes - even on an empty road - if you don’t use a blinker. And it probably snitches on you to your insurance company if you frequently make the light come on.

As for the lowered 2011 3 series with the loud exhaust and not quite right looking M badges passing you in a cloud of strawberry mountain dew flavored vapor, well… yeah what do you expect. The forest of little tree air fresheners makes it hard to see through the rear view anyway.

I can dig the 2040’s.

But of an un branded vibe to it too.

Trading for a sum of oil at that price.

I wouldn’t dismiss the region so easily, Santiago can routinely take 5.+ earthquakes in a city of 6m people and laugh about it because their buildings are designed and built to so.

He owed an Austin Martin dealership. The car is a rare model worth far more than its sticker.

From what I understand about the new car business, I’d almost guarantee this car was floorplanned / purchased by the dealership itself (which he owned) and which then sold it for the final and ludacris sum listed.

I don’t doubt he is an out of touch candidate, with zero connection to his constituency and probably terrible ideas on governance, but this storey itself is slightly less remarkable than the headline suggests.

Excel wouldn’t stop converting sku numbers to date formats. IT guy was excited to share an “easy fix” for that with Open Office…

When I saw his genuine excitement as he described Linux, plus the security it provided I realized, if I ran Linux I’d have the best support in the company. And I did.

I eventually had to move on from Linux at work after 10yrs or so but it’s all I run at home.

All because of Excel and those fucking date codes. Which yes, Open Office solved as advertised.

And yes I know you don’t need Linux for that but it was a long time ago.

I find that last bit true with non-thong underwear as well.

You’re saying it’s fake, is it also, perhaps, happy in an old timey way?

I’m kinda surprised someone hasn’t done that yet, just as an “fuck you” to whichever country they are beefing with at the moment.

Like buy a bunch of expensive real-estate, and get locals to live there as a flop house and piss off the neighborhood.

I mean, I’m also not surprised but still.