Jesse Welles

Ren

Is this a Deadpool 2 reference?

Being in a situation where I was on the highway being passed by an on coming car on the same side… you ALWAYS look both ways. Stupidity has no bounds.

That was a fucking read.

$15 is a steal!

Anything with Sir David Attenborough or Ken Burns

Now I gotta go listen to The Dead Milkmen

Here’s mine (sorry it took so long, I’m shy)

I’m, in fact, not a horse. I only pretend to be one on the Internet.

Tunic

Look. I-- I’d had a lovely supper, and all I said to my wife was, ‘That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah.’

Barbuta took a lot of restarts but was extremely satisfying to beat.

People who make 6 figures are rich?

The old Subway jingle is now playing in my head.

Red Hot would be my preferred hot sauce, but yes.

I tried looking this up to buy for myself but you technically need a license to purchase the bucket and refills. Unless you know of a place I can buy one without that, you’ll just end up paying an exorbitant markup for essentially a set it and forget it product

There was also the American “Bacon / Cook” diving team that should have been “Cook / Bacon”.

Love is like a talking pony

It looks like they’re just trying to have some fun. Well done!

Just another piece of evidence that David Bowie was way ahead of his time.