Well he fucked it up immediately. He didn’t ask for sprinkle stuff or whatever makes sense. Pretty standard requests when donut shopping, I thought??

I’ll accept that they were victims if they henceforth renounce the stupid shit they’ve spouted for the last decade.

If I’m behaving in a certain way that makes me attractive to cartoonishly evil Putinesque cunts, I don’t care how benign the behaviour is, I’m not doing it anymore. If as a result of these revelations, Tim Pool et al. dial down their divisive nonsense, even if it’s only by 10%, I’ll give them the benefit of the doubt.

I’m not holding my breath, though.

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Your kid’s first musical instrument. It’s counterproductive and false economy to buy them a piece of shit guitar or tuba or whatever it may be, in the belief that “if they like it and want to continue with it, I’ll buy them a better one in the future”. You might well turn the kid off the instrument for life if their instrument is harder to play/maintain and worse to listen to than it ought to be.

If you want your kid to be enriched by music and to be creative, buy them a decent mid-range instrument. Make it so that the kid can’t wait to pick it up, don’t make those crucial early days of learning the instrument feel like eating watery gruel for months with an expectation of pizza at some point down the line. A shitty instrument will be an additional barrier the kid will need to deal with every time they use it. Get out of their way, buy them something serviceable. If they lose interest regardless, well at least you know they had a fair shot at it and it wasn’t the crappiness of the instrument that caused them to abandon it. And you can always sell or donate the instrument if they really don’t give a shit about it.

The best instrument you can reasonably afford is significantly more likely to hook your kid than a £50 piece of junk would. It doesn’t need to be fancy, it just needs to be well-made, pleasant to play, and easy to tune/maintain/clean/whatever the case may be.

“I simply collapse wave functions” is the only defence a peeping tom requires.

I can’t help but pronounce it like a Slavic surname.

Can’t have childhood problems with no living children to have them.

TERFs

They’re so used to their own children either hating them or having complete indifference towards them that they think that’s the norm.

They’re psychologically abusing children from behind their keyboards and phones, for fucking nothing. Like, it does them no favours, but they just can’t help themselves.

We should be compiling lists of such people and their bullying tweets, and sending them to anyone who advertises with them or employs them. This shit needs to stop.

The use of apostrophe’s to denote plural’s need’s to stop. I will dispatch a syphilitic spidermonkey to fuck your face in your sleep if you do that shit when talking to me.

Lose the ‘infinite growth’ promise to shareholders (in fact, lose the whole shareholder thing entirely). That’s the root of all evil right there. It’s the cause of all woes suffered by gamers, devs and even the very sociopathic CEOs who think Epic exclusivity is a sound financial strategy. We all suffer for it, and all to benefit shareholders who, in 2024, still believe the lie that next year’s profits will exceed this year’s. It’s delusional, and even if it weren’t, it would quite literally be cancerous. Cancer is just a board of shareholders in a biological system.

Coasters for a DnD night!

I love how he said “I didn’t know the kid was disabled”, as if that makes any difference whatsoever to the fact that he sent an unprovoked abusive tweet out about a kid being happy. Jay, you’re an absolute CUNT.

In his speech on Friday, Mr. Kennedy implied that Mr. Trump had offered him a role in his second administration, dealing with health care and food and drug policy. “We’re going to reform the entire food system,” he said.

This might just be the single most frightening thing I’ve ever heard from a US politician. RFK Jr. getting that job in a Trump 2.0 administration would be catastrophic.

The irony of a right-wing Catholic saying this shit 😂

Both Musk’s and Rowling’s encuntification has reached nuclear levels. They’re beyond help.

I hope Imane wins. I hope for that more than I hope for world peace.

I realise now that I had been quite happy this past few years, having forgotten that this gormless moonboot existed.

Day ruined.

I wonder if Joe’s use of deworming medication makes him feel like he and RFK Jr. are kindred numbnuts.

Why do all of this dude’s video thumbnails look like the creepy waxen models on Kinder products?

If their voters are willing to wear t-shirts saying “real men wear diapers”, we need to get in on this racket and sell “real men fuck couches” and “better a couch-fucker than a Democrat!” shirts, then after a certain threshold of sales and enough time for Vance and Trump to notice and comment on the phenomenon, we can reveal that the profits are being donated to Kamala and that every shirt sold has a secret message written around the image in a tiny font that says “if you can read this, you’re a fucking moron”.