I won’t. You can’t kill rock and roll!

Hmm chuck of some sort. either I’m turned into chuck or a drill chuck flies out of nowhere and gets me smack in the head

Too much LSD

I guess I’ll burn to death and then be revived somehow

I guess a NY rat

Hmmmmmmmmm

Chuckles… I’m in trouble

Awkwardly, and involving a turtle

Damn. I thought my name meant I would shepherd in the apocalypse

The Olive Garden waiter never heard the cue to stop so I suffocate on the fine powdery goodness

Get way to high and get wrapped up in an international conspiracy

Either burned to death or covered in cum. I’m not sure which i prefer

Walking through the park with a bauggette

In a last stand against racist aliens who want to destroy mankind

I guess I would feel colder and colder and colder and colder…