I’m not buying it to give money to Luigi. I’m buying it because it’s good art and I am told I can exchange money for things like good art and - here’s the neat part - I get good art out of the deal.

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, my dude.

Yup. There’s even fake “a portion of sales go to Luigi’s defense” stores online now, that actually just funnel money to completely unrelated groups.