No offense or anything but I don’t get it? It’s so much comfier to go back to the couch and look at memes there. Unless this is a workplace where for some odd reason you’ll be called out for having your phone out while at your desk but not for being gone for half an hour. Like I’m not trying to offend here, just to understand.

Courtesy flush, bro. Its what they do in Prison.

flushes can be a courtesy to yourself.

Look, I wasn’t asking to be attacked like this

At least it’s a floater, means you got enough dietary fiber.

Fine! I’ll get off the toilet and go to bed!