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minus-squareNerdInSuspenders@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up45arrow-down1·10 天前Legend says if you go outside and touch grass you may run into one.
minus-squareThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up44·10 天前I suppose some mysteries won’t ever be solved.
minus-squareedgemaster72@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·9 天前Damn, I must have a world record for avoiding random encounters
minus-squareBuddahriffic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·9 天前How is it that grass has girl summoning powers? Is this power still present if the grass is ground to a fine white powder, combined with other ingredients and baked into a loaf- or baguette-shaped object?
minus-squarethe_crotch@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-28 天前 How is it that grass has girl summoning powers? It doesn’t. However, basements full of empty mountain dew bottles, ohego posters, and cumrags contain girl repellant.
minus-squaremorrowind@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·9 天前The legends failed to mention that even in you run into one, keeping it around is a lot harder
minus-squareLanguageIsCool@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·8 天前I don’t believe in grass. Never seen it.
minus-squareSabata@ani.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·10 天前But the eldrich death eye will melt off my skin and hurt my eyes, also the grass makes my nose run.
Legend says if you go outside and touch grass you may run into one.
I suppose some mysteries won’t ever be solved.
Omg just like Pokémon
Damn, I must have a world record for avoiding random encounters
How is it that grass has girl summoning powers? Is this power still present if the grass is ground to a fine white powder, combined with other ingredients and baked into a loaf- or baguette-shaped object?
It doesn’t. However, basements full of empty mountain dew bottles, ohego posters, and cumrags contain girl repellant.
The legends failed to mention that even in you run into one, keeping it around is a lot harder
I don’t believe in grass. Never seen it.
But the eldrich death eye will melt off my skin and hurt my eyes, also the grass makes my nose run.